300+ Best Instagram Captions and Selfie Quotes for Your Photos

300+ Best Instagram Captions and Selfie Quotes for Your Photos

Searching for Instagram Captions?
Photo without captions is like a book without a title. You may have got the right photo but expressing your feelings behind it plays a major role in your overall interaction with the photo.

People look for the photo and then read the caption to understand the context behind it.

How do you come up with captions on Instagram?

1. Gather information about the photo/video:

This involves collecting data about the photo like where, when and why the photo was captured. Is there any special motive behind it? Also, ask yourself what is happening in the photo. Express it accordingly without a hyperbole.

Use Geo-tagging if needed!

2. Write the perfect caption!

Based on step 1, you may have figured out what to write. Just write it down and try to express it as a mini-story. Then check the necessary grammar and spelling mistakes.

Yes! Good captions take a long time to draft. But as you write, you will surely master the art of writing good captions.

Here I have collected a list of Best Instagram Captions based on your polls. You can use them as Instagram Captions, on Facebook photo captions, etc. It is a collection of best sassy, Instagram, Facebook, badass, love, life and best friend captions!

Life goes on, with or without you.
5’2 my height but my attitude 6’1
Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate!
If you’re honestly happy, fuck what people think.
Being pissed off gets old. I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.
her attitude savage but her heart is gold.
Own what’s yours, or else others will try to.

Life goes on, with or without you.
Sorry if I Looked interested, I’m not.
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.
You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
Forgive, yes. Forget, never.
There’s a hole in my heart where you use to be.
I don’t need any part-time people in my life.
Exhale the bullshit.
I got it from my mama.
Thick thighs and pretty eyes.
Let your aura reflect who you truly are

Be a Warrior, not a Worrier.
Go wild for a while.
Rolling with the homies.
When you are Downie, eat a brownie.
All we have is NOW.
Just keep making those baby steps every day. You think you are not moving but when you look back, you will realize how far you have come
We got that Friday feeling.
Catch flights, not Feelings.
Disappointed but not surprised.
How I feel when there is no Coffee. DEPRESSO!
50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.
You can’t do epic shit with basic people.
I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.
It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.
The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. ‘Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue their principles unto death.
It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.
Love can be unselfish, in the sense of being benevolent and generous, without being selfless.
When I feel a little down, I put on my favourite high heels and dance
Pretty please with a cherrr on top

Good Instagram Captions

Watch more sunsets than Netflix.
Hey, I just met you, this is crazy.
At least this balloon is attracted to me!
I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
I woke up like this.
I decide the vibe.
If we could only turn back time…
Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
No one is you. That’s your power!
Got my coffee and donut.
Escape the ordinary.
Sweeter than honey.
Proof that I can do selfies better than you
When your mom lectures you about how you need to lose weight for an hour and you’re like ‘shit I don’t care I have got a skinny mirror to make me look good’!
A friend will always make you Smile, especially when you don’t want to…
Life is like a balloon..If you never let go, you will not know how high can you rise.
Sometimes life can surprise you with a happy coincidence.
You can’t afford my Swag Bitch! #selfie
This is to the Echos of our laughter. The looks That we Share. The never-ending gossips. and the Sudden amazing getaways. This is to our Past And This is to Our Future. This is to our Friendship that will Never Fade.
Life isn’t perfect…But my Hair is! #selfieaddict
Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.

Funny Instagram Captions

Friday, my second favorite F word
Life isn’t perfect…But my Hair is! #selfieaddict
I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.
When I was Rome.. I did what the Romans did.
I got back with my Ex…Box 360
Lost in the world that doesn’t exist.
Today I will be as useless as letter g in lasagna.
You only drink diet soda? You must be so healthy.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
The moment when she says you’re cute.
If we could only turn back time…

Love Captions

With You, I forget all my problems. With You, Time Stands Still.
We come to love by not finding the perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
When I fell for you, I fell Hard
If I ever write a story about my life, don’t be surprised if your name appears billion times.
I want you to be happy, but I want you to be happy with Me.
It will be Always YOU.
If you are Mine, You are Mine. I don’t like Sharing.
Nothing Can replace you!
I love you. That’s all I know.
I’m not perfect but I am Loyal.

Best Friend Captions

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship!
“I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.” —Helen Keller
Best Friends make good times better and hard times easier!
I don’t know what I did to have a best friend like you.
Life was meant for Best Friends and Good Adventures!
She is my Best Friend. You break her heart, I will break your face.
Meet my Partner in Crime
It’s me and my Best Friend for Life!
Good Times + Crazy Friends = Great Memories!
Sometimes, being with your BFF is all the therapy you need!

Me and Myself Captions

I don’t need your approval to be me.
Why chase you, when I am the catch!
I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care who likes it and who doesn’t.
Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
If I were you, I would adore me.
Me? Weird? Bitch Please! I am a Limited Edition.
I am not perfect. I make mistakes. But when I say Sorry… I mean it!
I am not trying to give an image of a fairy-tale, perfect, everything else, I am just being myself.
I was both loved and hated for being upfront. But I was just being myself.
I like being myself. Maybe just slimmer, with fewer wrinkles.
I take a lot of pride in being myself. I’m comfortable with who I am.
Everyone said I could be Anything.. So I became Sexy!

Flirty Captions

Do you sit in a pile of sugar? cause you got a pretty sweet ass!
They say tongue is the strongest muscle of the body. Wanna fight?
Did you swallow magnets? cause you are attractive!
Kiss me if I’m wrong but Dinosaurs still exist? Right?
Nice t-shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Do you have a name or can I call you Mine?
Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometimes!
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Do you live in a cornfield, coz I’m stalking you.
Never do the same mistake twice, unless he’s hot!
My mind is full of You!
Can I keep You?
Hey You! I love your face!
You don’t cross my mind. You live there!
As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.
Let me touch your shirt so I can tell you if it’s boyfriend material.
Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite.
Smile. It’s the second-best thing you can do with your lips.
In a room full of art, I would still stare at you.

Success Captions

Don’t talk, just act. Don’t say, just show. Don’t promise, just prove.
Never stop doing great just because someone doesn’t give you credit.
It always seems impossible until it’s done.
Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.
Be honest.
Invest the now in tomorrow’s dream.
Some Girls want superman but walk past Clark Kent every day!
Good things come to those who hustle.
If you want to succeed, you have to let failure be your best friend!
You can’t do epic shit with basic people!
Be self-starter.
If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you.
I didn’t come here to lose.
Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.

Instagram Captions for Lyrics

“You the best I ever had”
“Let’s celebrate with a toast and get lost in tonight”
“Twenty-four-hour champagne diet”
“Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight”
“I’m here for a good time not a long time”
“On my worst behavior”
“My excuse is that I’m young”
“You only live once”
“Worrying about your followers, you need to get your dollars up”
“I’m up right now and you suck right now”
“I’m just saying you could do better”
“Think before you come for the great one”
“If I die all I know is I’m a mothafuckin’ legend”
“Know yourself, know your worth”
“Every time you see me I look like I hit the lotto twice”
“Call me the referee because I be so official”
“Last name ever, first name greatest”
“Started from the bottom now we’re here”
“Fresher than a pillow with a mint on it”
All we want is hot hot boys boys boys.”
“So baby raise a glass to mend all the broken hearts of all my wrecked up friends.”
“Some girls won’t dance to the beat of the track.”
“Stars in our eyes ‘cuz we’re having a good time.”
“Put some lipstick on, perfume your neck and slip your high heels on, rinse and curl your hair, loosen your hips and get a dress to wear.”
“Don’t tell me I’m less than my freedom.”
“I can’t believe I’m telling you this but I’ve had a couple of drinks and…oh my god!”
“Write what you want, say what you want ‘bout me, if you’re wondering, know that I’m not sorry.”
“I don’t wanna be alone forever, but I love gypsy life.”
It’s good to live expensively, you know it.”
“Out in the club and I’m sipping’ that bub and you’re not gonna reach my telephone.”
“I should’ve left my phone at home ‘cause this is a disaster.”
“Get your hot rods ready to rumble ‘cause we’re gonna drink until we die.

Lit Captions

Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings
You can ask Tommy, Hilfiger it out!
Too lit to quit
Soul over ego
We got that love, the crazy kind
but my personality is lit
I only ever wrote letters to the ocean, the stars and you
No guts, no Glory
Forever is composed of nows
Let the good times roll!
I do a thing called “What I want”
Doing the most, saying the least
Keep looking, I’m doing good
We serve drinks cheaper and colder than your EX.
I walked in dripping sauce
And I’ll pick up these broken pieces till I am bleeding
You are a tornado with pretty eyes and a heartbeat.
In a room of arts, I would still stare at you.
I am fucking gold, you can prefer Silver and it’s okay.
Get you a Me, I am LIT.
I am not picky, I just know what I want.
Braless is flawless.
I come with a side of trouble, but I know that’s why you are staying
Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
If you ran like your mouth, you would be in good shape.
Bitch I want to slap you, but in which face I don’t know.
I accept my time, back in cash.

Travel Captions

Let’s run away to cities where nobody knows our stories
I’ll be your sunset
Insert feelings into the sky
Lost at sea? I am not shore
Looking at the world like where do we go?

Food Captions

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
My weaknesses have always been food and men — in that order
Life is a combination of magic and pasta
Your diet is a bank account. A good option is a good investment
When you are hungry, most of the food is cured
Taste of food life
If you do not eat well then you can not think well, can love well and sleep well
Eating and eating should be good … I think food is very good
You do not need silver forks to eat good food
Live … love … eat
Calculate calories, do not count calories
Good food is a good mood.
Ways to my heart: 1. Buy me food 2. Make me food 3. Be food
Promises and pie crust and made to be broken
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
The secret ingredient is always cheese
There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.” “Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate
If you’re afraid of butter use cream
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all
Life is a combination of magic and pasta
Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken
Cheese – milk’s leap towards immortality
I like rice, rice is great if you’re hungry and want 2000 of something
Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed and puts them in your debt
We all eat, & it would be a sad waste of an opportunity to eat badly
First, we eat then we do everything else
People who love to eat always the best people
I like hashtags because they look like waffles
Food is our common ground, a universal experience
There is no sincere love than the love of food
It’s simple, great stuff that makes good food
There is no love greater than love for food

So, these were Instagram captions you can use with your pictures to highlight them.

Also, comment below to tell me your favorite captions of all time!